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I have now officially met my minimum portfolio requirements for the Emily Carr institute-- but I need padding: Five more pieces to go. One is half-done and another can be a sketch montage I think. One month to go! Wish me luck GAIZ.

I've had at least five customers come in and ask me how my Christmas was-- besides for the reason of just being polite. They recognize me and are actually happy to see me. I love having regulars-- I love working in the shop that I do. It's been roughly a year and a half since I started and when stuff like this happens I sit back and think about just how badly I'm going to miss this small town if I move to Vancouver for school. My boss and coworkers are all sweethearts and everyone in the surrounding complex knows my face (the lady at Opa even gives me discounts! xD) Seriously gaiz. To my watchers in their teenage years, getting a job-- despite the level of pay-- is so rewarding when you put your heart into it.

I never would have thought that a pet supply store would ever occupy such a huge chunk of my heart.

On a side note-- Diet Dr. Pepper contains Phenylalanine, an active ingredient found in many antidepressant drugs. MY POP MAKES ME HAPPY GAIZ.

Make diplomas stop sucking.


Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.




1.) Your name?
Emily
1. Slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.
"she drives me crazy, shes such an Emily."

2. A code word for alcohol.
"Are we hangin with emily tonight?"

3. The hottest girl alive. usually gives people boners and she is a nice and loyal friend.
person A: "i hope i can go out with an emily tonight"
person B: "i am going out with an emily tonight and we will party!"

2.) Your age?
Seventeen
Seventeen is the last year before college, the last year before you can vote, the last year you are dependent on your parents—it is a bridge between childhood and adulthood. Seventeen is not considered as monumental as sixteen, but somehow 17 sounds so much older than 16. Sixteen is carefree teenager enjoying life while they still can, but at seventeen some sort of responsibility is expected.
She thought she would never turn sweet sixteen, and then suddenly her 16th year was over and she was seventeen.

((That is surprisingly insightful 8D ))

3.) One of your friends?
Snap ( =Snapperz )
1. An expression which expresses expression.
Oh SNAP! THAT SHIT IS OFF THE FUCKING HOOK! Can you please put it back on the hook please? It may lose its battery power, and I charged it for hours. Thank you.

4.) What should you be doing?
Portfolio
1. Something extremely gay that the British columbia education people tried to make graduates do over a 3 year period.
It has seem to become an insult...just say thing word "portfolio" brings many angry faces, harsh swearing, and the worst human trait...lazyness....
I sometimes tend to think it was created only to prove nowadays youth as useless and subliminally show kids how they fail at life if they do not complete the "aspects". Therefore, there will be more jobs for the generation ahead as we would not be able to get jobs cuz we either didn't graduate, or just lost motivation due to the feeling of helplessness delivered by this object.

2. A substitue for the word vagina used to keep corporate email clean whilst describing to one's buddies the sexual encounter that you had the night before. (DDDD: DEAR MOSES)

5.) Favorite color?
Purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

(The last girl's war marrijooawhnah too.)

6.) Birthplace?
Windsor
N. Detroit's Canadian twin city which is the most dope ass town in Canada hands down.

On weekends the hottest and most scandalous babes from Michigan, Ohio and Indiana make the pilgrimige to Windsor to get destroyed and spread their legs because the drinking age is lower and the beer is stronger. Windsor is often looked down upon by Toronto's upper class snob society and Toronto gangster wanna bees because they know deep down they aren't hard enough for Detroit City. But in reality Windsor has the second highest income in the country next to Ottawa and has madd amounts of sexy Italian girls. Not only does it have a pimped out millionaire drive from lake St Clair to Walkerville but it is relatively safe and attractive. From Windsor you are less than a mile from Tiger Stadium, Comerica Park, the Joe Louis Arena, and the Fox theater. Living in Windsor is like living in a big city but without the left wingers, hippies and the limpwrist metrosexuals you get in Toronto.
* Ya man lets Windsor it up in this maa fucka know what in s-s-s-ayin

* I didn't want to get shot so I went to the rippers in Windsor

* I wanted to score for free so I asked a girl from Windsor to help me out

* Ya so I'm walking to school up Erie Street packin a fat upper lip dip.

* I'm too hard ass for Toronto so I came to keep shit real in Windsor

((SWEEEET.))

7.) Month of your birth?
December
The month in which the hottest women are born.
That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.
((I'm sexy in dictionaries. xD))

8.) Last person you talked to?
Mark
The most sexy, erotic, flirtatious, hot stuff, bootylicious 4 letter word you'll ever see. If you spell it backwards, you get kram which according to urban dictionary means smoking weed/ganja/herb; how cool is that! I know you're impressed. If you take the mark out of supermarket, all you're left with is superet and that's pretty stupid cause why would you go out to the superet, it makes no sense. Mark means warlike, especially in bed if ya know what i mean. Its definitely the coolest word/name ever cause if you spell it frontwards and backwards, its different!!!
((OMAIGAWD LOL)

9.) One of your nicknames?
Hey you!
What people will call you next if you ignore them when they call you sir and do as you damn well please.

"Sir, you can't go in there.

You can't go in there, sir!

Sir!!

Hey You!"

Sombra

Clubs


Watchers unt Buds